I Hired A Mormon To Pee In A Cup For Me

Stewart: "Election Day is like the Olympics for out-of-shape people. One day every four years -- could be grueling, could take six hours -- but on the upside, no doping "But I... More »

Stewart: "Election Day is like the Olympics for out-of-shape people. One day every four years -- could be grueling, could take six hours -- but on the upside, no doping tests."

Colbert: "But just in case, I hired a Mormon to pee in a cup for me. Can't be too safe."
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