Accidentally Vulgar

Terrible
Charles doesn't like Democrats or Republicans

Atheist
In case you were wondering, Malcolm X wants you to know that you don't have to switch churches to...

Any kind of pussy
What question do you think Malcolm X is answering?

I have a dream
MLK talks about civil rights

Atheist
In case you were wondering, Malcolm X wants you to know that you don't have to switch churches to...

Any kind of pussy
What question do you think Malcolm X is answering?

A Negro baby
John F. Kennedy talks about the statistics of black versus white children.

The start of the Cuban Missile Crisis
John F. Kennedy knows that the Soviets are about to strike.

Not peace or freedom
John F. Kennedy wants peace and freedom.