The Daily Show

Well, I Hope You're Happy, Russia
Jon Stewart rebukes Russia for ruining President Bush's vacation plans.

Rehabilitating Tom Cruise
Jon Stewart compliments Ben Stiller for Tom Cruise's performance in "Tropic Thunder."

In Dick Morris's Defense, He Is A Lying Sack Of Shit
Jon Stewart speaks up for Dick Morris.

A Can Of Whoop Cream
John Oliver reports on the Georgia-Russia conflict.

These People Are Idiots
Jon Stewart and John Oliver discuss the pitfalls of trying to poll the stupid.

They've Made God Angry
Jon Stewart and John Oliver discuss why the Chicago Cubs will never win the World Series.

And Finally, Cubs Fans
John Oliver winds down his list of who makes up the Stupid Vote.

What They Want Will Never Happen -- Yet, They Still Yearn For It
Jon Stewart and John Oliver discuss why fans of the Chicago Cubs are stupid.

Who Are The Undecided Voters?
John Oliver explains the demographic breakdown of undecided voters.