Mel Martinez

I'm Barack Obama
Barack's closing commercial tag line

Now doggone it
Sarah Palin uses ridiculous "everyman" speech to point out that Joe Biden keeps bringing up the Bush...

Tonight is your answer
Barack Obama comments on how anything is possible in America.

Well, I Hope You're Happy, Russia
Jon Stewart rebukes Russia for ruining President Bush's vacation plans.

Rehabilitating Tom Cruise
Jon Stewart compliments Ben Stiller for Tom Cruise's performance in "Tropic Thunder."

Yes, Papa Bear!
Jon Stewart is sarcastic about Bill O'Reilly's hands-off attitude regarding Bristol Palin's before...

High Achievers Use More Energy
Rush Limbaugh comments on reports that Michael Phelps follows a 12,000-calorie-a-day diet.

Little Chinese Gymnasts Eating Rice Cakes
Rush Limbaugh speculates about Michael Phelps's attitude toward his fellow Olympic athletes.

Michael Phelps Vs Democrats
Rush Limbaugh proves he doesn't understand the difference between food and crude oil.