Jerry Seinfeld

Write Off
When Jerry wants to be reimbursed from the USPS for a broken package.

Sausage Music
Jerry walks into Kramer and Newman making sausages in his kitchen with a meat grinder.

George's answering machine greeting
George's answering machine greeting

The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you
George's snappy comeback to "George, the ocean called, said they're running out of shrimp."

You just blew my mind
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Sausage Music
Jerry walks into Kramer and Newman making sausages in his kitchen with a meat grinder.